417 All Douched Out – Iowa is a bust, and Garrett’s mad ninja skills go on a world tour. Mike (Mike Patterson) goes to jail as Bob celebrates his 61st. Sean finally makes it to Mulate’s with Jinny, and Becky (Rebecca E. Smith) serves cocktails at her fabulous 50’s Halloween party. The gang dress to impress; Garrett is suitably awed. Henry is bussed flat back to Baton Rouge. Also, McCormick Manor hosts Xanadu on the big screen for Jinny’s 32nd. 60min.

416 Window Seat on a Sinking Ship – After Rita, Sean finally gets a window office. Dean’s home theatre is completed, and Jinny helps Garrett get his passport. A bounced check is a sign from God, and another opportunity; another trip – this time to Muscatine, Iowa, to search for Judy. Special Guest: William Shatner. 60min.

415 Drinking, Dancing, and F***ing Hurricanes – Henry is shipped off to New Orleans for Katrina AfterM*A*T*H*. Rita zeros in on Texas while Sean’s Grandma (Fae Hirschy) falls and breaks her hip. Moxie goes on a Stephenville vacation and the McCormick’s seek shelter at the House On the Rock. An energy crisis looms at eP while Dean and DDF battle traffic and flee to Austin, escaping torrential wind and rain. 90min.

414 Monsterous Consequences – On the way home from moving the parents in Stephenville, news of a Cat 5 bearing down on Louisiana finally reaches Sean & Jinny. Uncertain if world travel is for him, Sean investigates alternatives. A posting brings Sean a new office, a new title, and new responsibilities. Pigs fly: Sean takes Jinny to a movie for their anniversary. 60min.

413 The Plodding Lumber – With the last of the wooden path finally removed, Sean & Jinny help Bob and Pam move into their new home. The Pattersons have a new kitten; Sean names it “Dander.” Haggis (Scotch MacBastard) hooks up with a married friend, and Sean pays a visit to Monster. Becky’s horror movie night does not sit well with a squeamish Sean. 60min.

412 Fibbletits – Sean is forced to move into Rey’s old office and the trio finally decides to invite Haggis to hot tub. Soon thereafter, anatomical imperfections become the topic du jour at Denny’s, including a pair of size 6 bikini-cut underwear that Jessica (Jessica Q) must retrieve from Wal-Mart. 60min.

411 Tartan Up – Merrie finally convinces Jonathan (Jonathan Wotmaugh) and together they hit the skies for Scotland. Sean backs out of the tractor pull and Jinny has a run-in with a turkey. Later Sean & Jinny watch the fireworks over Stephenville with the parents. Meanwhile, Brian & Jonathan kick up their kilts at Heather’s cowboy-castle wedding. 60min.

410 Solar Car in the Rain – Sean & Jinny spend the time in Stephenville with Bob & Pam, and in between gathering rocks, they explore an abandoned bridge, Buffalo Gap, a Worm Café, perform a shower nozzle experiment, and Sean has a blowout. Later, Jinny and Sean drive past the “Forbidden Zone.” Heather (Heather Dunnick) comes back to Houston to be properly showered. At eP, Sean moves Rey into a shared office with Andrew. 60min.

409 The Chlorination of Table 14 – After hot-tubbing late one night, the trio lament with Garrett about “El Douchebag” at Denny’s. Sean decides to redo the path in the backyard; trips to Stephenville increase to get rocks. Meanwhile, Dean feels fuzzy after a “fissy” procedure and Jinny must pick him up at the hospital. Hijinx abound as a drugged Deano tries to convince Jinny to let him drive. 60min.

408 Welcome to Marlboro Country – IHOP favorite John Armour has left the building, and the gang begin to frequent the “Gray Pie” Denny’s. They are greeted by ever-spastic waiter Garrett (Matt Damon). Henry and Jinny decide it is time for hot tubbing; Sean rigs hot water and the trio luxuriate for hours. On a whim, Bethany emails Henry, and Bish (Scott Bishop) slides diagonally into RCP. Also, the reproduction of an Oompaloompa. 60min.