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	<title>Diantological &#187; Church of Jinnyosity</title>
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	<description>\Di*an`to*log"ic*al\, adj. Pertaining to a theory concerned with a sense of obligation to projects or ideas that make sense only to Sean MC.  [Prob.  corruption  of  Greek  deon, deont-, obligation, necessity (from neuter present participle of dein, to need, lack) + -logical.]  Usage: "It is very diantological for Sean to want to have multiple blogs, one for each major subject."</description>
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		<title>A Reading from the Book of 4Realvelation</title>
		<link>http://dianto.org/blog/index.php/2005/08/22/a-reading-from-the-book-of-4realvelation</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2005 17:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean MC</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Such is the way of a rebellious child; they purchaseth for expensive sums clothes of poor quality, and weareth horn-rimmed spectacles, and saith, I know not of Declan of the House of McManus, yet I have done no wickedness.  For three things the Earth is disquieted, and for four which it cannot bear: For [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Krackpype</title>
		<link>http://dianto.org/blog/index.php/2005/08/20/the-krackpype</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Aug 2005 20:43:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean MC</dc:creator>
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		<title>How Will We Know the Krackpype?</title>
		<link>http://dianto.org/blog/index.php/2005/08/18/how-will-we-know-the-krackpype</link>
		<comments>http://dianto.org/blog/index.php/2005/08/18/how-will-we-know-the-krackpype#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2005 15:34:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean MC</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Church of Jinnyosity]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Jinnyosity tells us that the Krackpype will come, but how will we know if she is the one true Krackpype? Here are a few of the prophecies from the Book of Jinnyosity:
She will be able to find four leaf clovers with ease, and she will like &#8220;Kids in The Hall&#8221; &#8212; Jinnysis 3:15
&#8220;And fields will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Reading from the Book of Oh Law (Ch 11:1-10)</title>
		<link>http://dianto.org/blog/index.php/2005/08/17/a-reading-from-the-book-of-oh-law-ch-111-9</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2005 02:15:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean MC</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And the Krackpype spoke to her disciples, saying unto them, 2: &#8220;These are the things which ye shall not eat among all the foods that are upon the earth; 3: ye shall not eat of oleo; for it is but fake butter; 4: Vanilla creamed ice of Brenham; for it is yellow and not of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Reading from the Book of Oh Law (Ch4)</title>
		<link>http://dianto.org/blog/index.php/2005/08/16/a-reading-from-the-book-of-oh-law-ch4</link>
		<comments>http://dianto.org/blog/index.php/2005/08/16/a-reading-from-the-book-of-oh-law-ch4#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2005 07:41:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean MC</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Church of Jinnyosity]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Lest ye corrupt yourselves, and make you any image, the wet or dry similitude of any figure, the likeness of any beast that is on the earth, particularly the likeness of any thing that creepeth on the ground, with thine straw wrapper. And lest thou lift up thine eyes unto heaven, and when thou seest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Intellithumb (TM)</title>
		<link>http://dianto.org/blog/index.php/2005/08/15/intellithumb-tm</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2005 06:41:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean MC</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Church of Jinnyosity]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s Life Lesson is about the merits of Intellithumb (TM).
Is it not lawful for you to gesture with your spectacles at what ye will? Is not thine thumb waisted, because ye are smart?
-Stevo 20:15 
What can we learn from this verse?
1) People whose thumbs have a waist are intelligent.
2) People with Intellithumb(TM) tend to gesture [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spoons on the Nose</title>
		<link>http://dianto.org/blog/index.php/2005/08/12/spoons-on-the-nose</link>
		<comments>http://dianto.org/blog/index.php/2005/08/12/spoons-on-the-nose#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2005 07:02:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean MC</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Church of Jinnyosity]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s Life Lesson:
I said, I will stir my coffee, I will take hold of the spoon; and hang the spoon on my nose like a vine; And she said the spoon on your nose has been used by truckers; And the roof of thy mouth is now coated in germs, that goeth down poorly, causing [...]]]></description>
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