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	<title>Diantological &#187; Rear-End Wisdom</title>
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	<description>\Di*an`to*log"ic*al\, adj. Pertaining to a theory concerned with a sense of obligation to projects or ideas that make sense only to Sean MC.  [Prob.  corruption  of  Greek  deon, deont-, obligation, necessity (from neuter present participle of dein, to need, lack) + -logical.]  Usage: "It is very diantological for Sean to want to have multiple blogs, one for each major subject."</description>
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		<title>Completely Random Brando</title>
		<link>http://dianto.org/blog/index.php/2007/04/03/completely-random-brando</link>
		<comments>http://dianto.org/blog/index.php/2007/04/03/completely-random-brando#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 13:26:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean MC</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Overheard]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Random Brando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rear-End Wisdom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Red Cedar Place]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Unfortunate Names]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here are somethings I still need to &#8220;flesh out&#8221; that have been written down on various notepads for so long, I figured, hell, it&#8217;s time just to put it up here and let the blogosphere sort it out.
So here it is:
1) Red Cedar Place Episode Titles:
The Greatest American Zero
Jumping the Snark
Absolut Madness
Mecha-Lecha-Hi-Make-A-Brian-Heien-E-Go
&#8230;Rupturing
Get Down With The [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Hurricane Names for 2007</title>
		<link>http://dianto.org/blog/index.php/2006/08/29/hurricane-names-for-2007</link>
		<comments>http://dianto.org/blog/index.php/2006/08/29/hurricane-names-for-2007#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:49:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean MC</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rear-End Wisdom]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Because Mother Nature has basically flipped the bird so far this year at all the &#8220;doom and gloomers,&#8221; I submit to you my list of 2007 Hurricane Names.  These should strike the requisite amount of fear and terror into the hearts and minds of the public:
Anthrax
Bundy
Chernobyl
Dahmer
Enron
Famine
Gacy
Hiroshima
Ivan
Jonestown
Krakatoa
Lusitania
Manson
Nagasaki
Oswald
Plague
Resendez
Saddam
Titanic
Uday
Vlad
Waco
Zodiac
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		<title>Andrea Yates is a Flaming Pop Tart</title>
		<link>http://dianto.org/blog/index.php/2006/08/04/andrea-yates-is-a-flaming-pop-tart</link>
		<comments>http://dianto.org/blog/index.php/2006/08/04/andrea-yates-is-a-flaming-pop-tart#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Aug 2006 00:07:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean MC</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rear-End Wisdom]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It never fails to fascinate me how human beings can be so logical about somethings, and so damn illogical about other things.  Take for instance: Life Insurance.  The people that create, support, sell and even purchase life insurance all agree on several fundamental things.
1) Everybody dies.
2) Human life is worth something.
3) Time is [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Pretty Generic, Hunh?</title>
		<link>http://dianto.org/blog/index.php/2005/10/12/pretty-generic-hunh</link>
		<comments>http://dianto.org/blog/index.php/2005/10/12/pretty-generic-hunh#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2005 17:57:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean MC</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rear-End Wisdom]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A sign recently seen in Muscatine, Iowa.

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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>I Couldn&#8217;t Have Said it Better Myself</title>
		<link>http://dianto.org/blog/index.php/2005/10/05/i-couldnt-have-said-it-better-myself</link>
		<comments>http://dianto.org/blog/index.php/2005/10/05/i-couldnt-have-said-it-better-myself#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2005 17:08:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean MC</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rear-End Wisdom]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A real bumper sticker seen recently:

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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Guaranteed to Upset Fellow Motorists</title>
		<link>http://dianto.org/blog/index.php/2005/05/15/guaranteed-to-upset-fellow-motorists</link>
		<comments>http://dianto.org/blog/index.php/2005/05/15/guaranteed-to-upset-fellow-motorists#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2005 03:33:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean MC</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rear-End Wisdom]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You need a license to get married, drive a car, fly a plane, use a ham radio, hunt, fish and even to give someone a haircut, but they&#8217;ll let any old fuck-up have a baby&#8230;&#8221;
&#8220;Try new Soylent Green!&#8221;
&#8220;I support C to the A&#8221; [with picture of Africa and a coathanger over it]
*Coathangers to Africa
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Wisdom from the Rear-End</title>
		<link>http://dianto.org/blog/index.php/2005/05/09/wisdom-from-the-rear-end</link>
		<comments>http://dianto.org/blog/index.php/2005/05/09/wisdom-from-the-rear-end#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2005 02:02:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean MC</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rear-End Wisdom]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I gave up hope, died, and it worked!&#8221;
&#8220;Failure to reproduce is God&#8217;s polite way of saying that there shouldn&#8217;t be any more of you on the planet!&#8221;
Yellow &#8220;Baby on Board&#8221; type sign: No ribbons! (a generic ribbon with a red circle and slash through it)
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