Because Mother Nature has basically flipped the bird so far this year at all the “doom and gloomers,” I submit to you my list of 2007 Hurricane Names. These should strike the requisite amount of fear and terror into the hearts and minds of the public:

Anthrax
Bundy
Chernobyl
Dahmer
Enron
Famine
Gacy
Hiroshima
Ivan
Jonestown
Krakatoa
Lusitania
Manson
Nagasaki
Oswald
Plague
Resendez
Saddam
Titanic
Uday
Vlad
Waco
Zodiac