412 Fibbletits – Sean is forced to move into Rey’s old office and the trio finally decides to invite Haggis to hot tub. Soon thereafter, anatomical imperfections become the topic du jour at Denny’s, including a pair of size 6 bikini-cut underwear that Jessica (Jessica Q) must retrieve from Wal-Mart. 60min.

411 Tartan Up – Merrie finally convinces Jonathan (Jonathan Wotmaugh) and together they hit the skies for Scotland. Sean backs out of the tractor pull and Jinny has a run-in with a turkey. Later Sean & Jinny watch the fireworks over Stephenville with the parents. Meanwhile, Brian & Jonathan kick up their kilts at Heather’s cowboy-castle wedding. 60min.

410 Solar Car in the Rain – Sean & Jinny spend the time in Stephenville with Bob & Pam, and in between gathering rocks, they explore an abandoned bridge, Buffalo Gap, a Worm Café, perform a shower nozzle experiment, and Sean has a blowout. Later, Jinny and Sean drive past the “Forbidden Zone.” Heather (Heather Dunnick) comes back to Houston to be properly showered. At eP, Sean moves Rey into a shared office with Andrew. 60min.

409 The Chlorination of Table 14 – After hot-tubbing late one night, the trio lament with Garrett about “El Douchebag” at Denny’s. Sean decides to redo the path in the backyard; trips to Stephenville increase to get rocks. Meanwhile, Dean feels fuzzy after a “fissy” procedure and Jinny must pick him up at the hospital. Hijinx abound as a drugged Deano tries to convince Jinny to let him drive. 60min.

408 Welcome to Marlboro Country – IHOP favorite John Armour has left the building, and the gang begin to frequent the “Gray Pie” Denny’s. They are greeted by ever-spastic waiter Garrett (Matt Damon). Henry and Jinny decide it is time for hot tubbing; Sean rigs hot water and the trio luxuriate for hours. On a whim, Bethany emails Henry, and Bish (Scott Bishop) slides diagonally into RCP. Also, the reproduction of an Oompaloompa. 60min.

407 Uppity -or- Henry Votes “No!” on Proposition Yeast – After a “fishy” April 1st and with his probationary period over, Haggis starts calling in sick a little more often than he should. Dianto Forums becomes very popular among the RCP set. Some start wondering who the real admin is; Haggis feels the forums are too ‘wack.’ Quimby gets kidnapped and returns as Stephen Hawking. 60min.

406 It’s a Strange Night, John Armour – Becky (Rebecca E. Smith), Haggis, Deano, his stuff and his neighbor join Sean & Jinny in Act I of a bizarro evening for the RCP crew, starting with dinner at Goodson’s Café. Act II: dessert at the IHOP brings on board old friends Tami (Fatima Cayle) and Rick (Richard G. Nelson) for hilarious conversation. Act III: cocktails at Raoul’s. 60 min.

405 Spewing Forth – Christie and Mary are in town for an Old Town Spring Break, complete with orbs, apparitions and ravens. When Sean’s truck becomes a new kind of fresh, “The Rudy’s” are born. 60min.

404 “Maxwell, Hold Up My Papery-Thin Breasts” – One languid evening Sean receives unexpected guests – Jinny and Henry are nowhere to be seen. Haggis launches Diantological and Lemon Jinny into the greater blogosphere, and Henry becomes a ‘captive audience’ as Stormy takes a brake. 60min.

403 Hill Country Fare – As a birthday present to himself and his friends, Sean takes the gang to Lake Buchanan for a long weekend of bucolic relaxation. Unbeknownst to Sean, “Jicole Bitchie” and “Harris Pilton” are along for the ride. Haggis gets “hot pants”; Jinny explains her future plans for sovereignty – Compound W is born. Also, lascivious materials are found on Haggis’ person. 60 min.