Well, last time around I told you all to Meme about me– and since you are all lazy, shiftless, good for nothing blog readers, only one person did.

So, just to show you that I can put my money where my mouth is (although it doesn’t taste too good), here is the You Tell Me Meme for Lemon Jinny:

1) If I were a flavor of ice cream, what would I be and why?
“Vanilla Junk,” a flavor of ice cream that is vanilla with some seriously strange stuff mixed in: nuts, marshmallows, graham cracker crumbs, and rocks of real crack cocaine! Served in a glass cone so you can really smoke that sh*t.

2) If I were a horror villain, who would I be, and why?
“Kwean” Freak, a woman of noble birth with a lisp who terrorizes the community by inspected doors knobs, countertops, and ashtrays for random dirt and stickiness. Her kryptonite? No towels in the bathroom.

3) If I were a dog, what kind would I be?
Golden Retriever. Long legs, nice build, loving– but is very in need of pets.

4) If I had a theme song, what would it be?
“Oops I did it again”

5) If I was a subject in school, what subject would I be?
Recess

6) What is my most distinguishing characteristic?
That damn tooth.

7) If you were going to give me a makeover, what would you do and how would you make me look?
I would dress you up like the maid from Benson, Krause. Largely because you’d hate it. Alternately, I’d dress you up goth. You’d hate that too.

8) What foreign country would I cause the most trouble in?
Saudi Arabia. You are always showing your feet.

9) What is the one crime you can most see me committing?
A tie between pulling the tags off your mattress and killing your spouse.

10) What is the one thing will I be most famous for?
That damn tooth.