Overheard26 Nov 2005 02:48 pm
“Do I need to get you a helmet and a short bus?”
“Runes are just really bad penmanship.”
“Jagermeister makes men smell like pepperoni.”
“Men and women have different urine. Haven’t you ever seen foamy and smelly manpee?”
Something tells me the last one comes from your lovely and strange wife. :D
The last TWO are mine. And they’re both true. Except the Jagermeister has cure overnight and . . . well . . . hmmmm. I’ll shut up.