I’m assuming the body piercing came after the popular line of Pipe Tobacco, but “Prince Albert Crimp Cut” says more about the piercing, to me.

Thanks to Jinny, who took this picture.

A sign recently seen in Muscatine, Iowa.

Recently, Jinny and I went on an all-expense paid 3 day vacation to Muscatine, Iowa. On the way, we stopped at the future birthplace of a certain James T. Kirk:

This place really exists, and I am now the biggest Trek dork in all the land for having visited it. And Jinny’s an even bigger dork for suggesting it.

A real bumper sticker seen recently:

I guess no one got the title of that last post… Both of those guys were ______. (Fill in the blank)