Because I’m lazy, it has taken me many days to getting around to answering the call (from Scottie B.) to meme. So, without further ado, here is 20 things about me.

1) I think that the ’safety mavens’ of the world have made the USA way too easy for stupid people to live in. Examples, seat belts, bicycle helmets, and non-smoking are mandatory in some jurisdictions. These people would zip-tie condoms onto the penis of every unmarried man if they could get away with it. Enough is enough. I can take care of myself, thank you. And by the way, I aim for people with bike helmets on.
2) I’m a big Star Trek fan, but I never got past the first half-episode of Enterprise. Rick Berman can suck my left nut.
3) I reserve my right nut for political figures.
4) I’m not nearly as in to video games as most of my friends. The last game I played that I actually had a copy of: Tony Hawk 2.
5) I have no intention of owning an iPod anytime soon.
6) I got started in my current profession because my friend Christine lived next-door to Madelyn, who ran a computer training company.
7) My parents are from Pennsylvania. Most people who hear my father say “Gar-AR-ge” and “WARSH” know he’s not from around here.
8) I started wearing glasses only last November, the day my wife turned 31.
9) I was in a plane crash, in 2002. While they only refer to it as “an incident,” that plane never flew again.
10) Yes, I got to slide down the slide.
11) I got my ticket refunded, which was nice, since I didn’t pay for it in the first place.
12) I go to the Ren Fair every few years just to see if it’s still the freak show it was the last time I went. It always is.
13) My favorite band of all time is still probably Camper Van Beethoven, although the Pixies have now come to a close second.
14) I had never been to Vegas prior to May 2003. I hope never to have to go again.
15) My wife is very sick of Texas, and would like to move far away, to the country. I am slowly coming around to her point of view.
16) I like bodies of water, but not the ocean.
17) My next dog will be named “Moxie 2: Electric Bugaloo” and be called Bugaloo for short.
18) Galveston just tires me out.
19) It seems easier to drive to Austin than to Katy.
20) I actually like my Mother-in-Law.