While discussing the fact that Birkenstocks are out of style at Denny’s a while back, we found, much to our chagrin, that young people today don’t even know what the hell Birkenstocks are! This freaked us out, so we decided to start asking our server about other pop culture references…

Garrett was born in 1984. That makes him 21. The following is a list of things he had never heard of, or was completely confused about:

Kristy McNichol
Booberry
Jm J. Bullock
Too Close For Comfort
Eight is Enough

Tic Tac Dough
“Bette Davis Eyes” (though he did know Bette Davis, strangely enough)
Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman
Carole Lombard
The Bionic Woman
Linda Carter
Moonlighting
New Coke
Tina Yothers
Aqua Net (he’s a guy, so we’ll cut him slack for that one)
Pinch Rolling
Tammy Fae
SCTV
Mary Gross
V
The Equalizer

Coleco
Debbie Gibson (though he did know Tiffany… go figure)
Jesus Jones
EMF
Nitzer Ebb
Lisa Bonet
Divine
Donna Summer
Jim Bakker
Gennifer Flowers
Donna Rice
Jessica Hahn
Ollie North
Christa McAuliffe
Birkenstocks

While I agree that some of these are less than memorable, and in fact, some of these are better off forgotten (for example, Jm J. Bullock or Jesus Jones), it still pains me that today’s youth does not know of Donna Summer or Eight is Enough… How do today’s youth get the jokes in Family Guy or Gilmore Girls if they don’t know their pop culture? Sigh.