Such is the way of a rebellious child; they purchaseth for expensive sums clothes of poor quality, and weareth horn-rimmed spectacles, and saith, I know not of Declan of the House of McManus, yet I have done no wickedness. For three things the Earth is disquieted, and for four which it cannot bear: For an offspring to rebel at what his parents rebelled; and a fool when he is wearing pricey clothes that look of a thrift store; For an odious woman who driveth a manual transmission and hath decor hung from the inside mirror; and a child that looks as those that offer for sale the juice of grapes or the crafts of the loom–these children are of the Eternal Darkness. –4Realvelation (Ch 6:4-10)

We can learn from this passage that:

1) Jinny hates rebels without a new cause. Don’t rebel against what your parents rebelled against.
2) Don’t think you’re cool wearing Elvis Costello’s glasses if you don’t even know who he is.
3) Don’t pay $70 dollars for some cheap-ass safety-pinned clothing that Sid Vicious paid a shilling for.
4) Girls who drive a stick and have ‘crap’ hanging from their rear-view mirrors are to be avoided.
5) The “Welch’s Juice Girl” and the “Loomcraft Boy” are inherently evil. Even children that look like them are bad. Keep away.