And the Krackpype spoke to her disciples, saying unto them, 2: “These are the things which ye shall not eat among all the foods that are upon the earth; 3: ye shall not eat of oleo; for it is but fake butter; 4: Vanilla creamed ice of Brenham; for it is yellow and not of proper color or flavor, 5: the wife of Hyphen; for she contains all numbers of substances that will cause great headaches, 6: And the Coney, when eaten, must never have ketchup and must always in a bun be contained. 7: And when any will offer a hamburger unto Jinny, his offering shall be with cheese, and he shall not put mustard upon it, for only a single yellow substance may be upon the burger. 8: No egg offering, which ye shall bring unto Jinny, shall be made with cheese: and ye shall add no cheese, nor another other substance, in any scrambled egg. 9: As for the creation of omelets or quiches, ye shall not offer them unto Jinny, for they are unclean and most rank in their texture and flavor. 10: And every oblation of thy meal shalt thou season with salt and pepper; but neither shalt thou suffer the salt for Jinny to be lacking from thy meal: with all thine offerings thou shalt offer salt and pepper.

What can we learn from this passage?

Jinny doesn’t like:

1) Margarine.
2) Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream.
3) Mrs. Dash. (MSG)
4) Hamburgers with cheese and mustard on them.
5) Eggs with cheese.
6) Omelets and Quiche.
7) …it when you don’t have salt and pepper out on the table.