Note: this was written on 8/7/05…

BDogg got this from Randomness, and I cut copied and pasted it from her, so there.

When was the last time you….
1. kissed someone? Jinny, about 30 minutes ago.
2. drank coffee? Again, this morning, at Cracker Barrel.
3. read a book? Last night.
4. cursed? Well, that all depends. If you mean cursed as in “put a hex on someone,” well, that was probably last night. If you mean call someone a socially unacceptable name, well, that was probably last night too.
5. had a nightmare? Weeks and weeks ago.
6. checked your email? I have a Blackberry. All the friggin time.
7. had a crush? Wow, it has been a really long time since I had a crush. I dunno, actually. 1996 or ‘97?
8. drove a car? Cracker Barrel for breakfast.
9. rode a rollercoaster? Six Flags Over Texas, Summer of 2001.
10. took a nap? Monday after work.
11. went to the movies? This is the one thing Baptists and I agree on. I hate movies, they are totally sinful. Sinful as in greed. The greedy bastards who run the damn things try to get $50 out of you for two tickets, a movie, two Cokes and big thing of popcorn. Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy was the last movie I saw.
12. drank alcohol? I think I have had a beer within the past couple of months.
13. went to a party? What do you mean by party? Do you mean one of those things from ’80’s movies with a keg and a bunch of people whooping it up? Or are we talking a get together? The last time I was anywhere with a keg, it was probably Kelly’s wedding. The last time I went to get together– that would be last night.
14. said “I love you’? Sometime today, I’m sure.
15. cooked a meal? I grilled hamburgers on Wednesday night.
16. exercised? I do not believe in exercise. If you are going to sweat in an attempt to get stronger, healthier, etc., then go do something productive that requires physical exertion. So, on that note, the last bit of excerise I did was unload rocks out of my truck, and that was last night.