Today’s Life Lesson:

I said, I will stir my coffee, I will take hold of the spoon; and hang the spoon on my nose like a vine; And she said the spoon on your nose has been used by truckers; And the roof of thy mouth is now coated in germs, that goeth down poorly, causing those lips of yours that are red to bleed.
-Song of Solomon Smith Barney 8:8-9

What can we learn from today’s verse?

1) Jinny does not like it when you put your spoon on your nose.
2) That spoon has been hung on other people’s noses, too, you know. (Like, for example, truckers)
3) You could get a nasty infection.
4) You should stop that right now.