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“The Hot Biscuit.” This restaurant name leads you to believe that it might be a cross between IHOP and Hooters. Unfortunately, no, this restaurant is a cross between a Kettle and sewage treatment plant.

“Cheepe Remodeling.” If we are lucky, it is named this because the proprietor’s last name is Cheepe. If we are unlucky, it is named this because the remodeling jobs that are done are shoddy. If we are truly unlucky, it is named this because the guy likes to bite the heads off of canaries.