It’s been pretty weird at the diner recently. To wit:

“Zesty nachos scare me.”

“I don’t think Stacy could ever be cool.”

“Fibbletits”

“Get rid of everything? Keep nothing? I have a suggestion: How about arson!”

“I totally like almost had a threesome…”

“I need a Cruella de Vil cigarrette for real.”

“Stop schploofing!”