Brought to you by Garrett from Denny’s, the letter F, and the number 5.

KMSWHW – Killing Me Softly With “His Word” (Perfect to use when the conversation gets too religious)
IHWSH – I’ll Have What She’s Having
ATP – Allergic To Peanuts
ISICTRNIPMGO – I’m Sorry I Can’t Talk Right Now, I’m Puking My Guts Out
CB – Child Biter
TBMTYIMS – There’s Better Men Than You In My Stool
CHBAC – Could Have Been A Contender
ROTLAYDA – Rolling On The Floor Laughing At Your Dumb Ass
ROTLWSMEC – Running Over The Lady Who Stole My European Carryall
ROGT – Roll On, Go Tussy
TAISLIPCFJ – That Acronym Is So Lame It Probably Came From Jinny
MBSBIBWF – Marlon Brando says, “Butter Is Better With Flecks”
IBUF24H – I’ve Been Up for 24 Hours
IOOMEWBTTOISMYAMMDWB – If One Of My Eyes Were Bigger Than The Other I Would Shave My Ass And Make My Dog Walk Backwards
HCSRTAC – He Could Sell Rhinestones To A Cowboy
TWSS – That’s What She Said
IJAVTTSM – It’s Just Another Vato That’s Trying To Shank Me
ILAPIMMAEI – It’s Like A Party In My Mouth And Everyone’s Invited
IMTB – I Mentioned The Bisque
HTWOFY – How’s That Working Out For You?