The Donna Summer Solstice occurs on the longest day of the year. Preparation for this extraordinary event involves a shower and shampoo with baby shampoo, because whatever happens in the shower, you want to make sure there are “No More Tears.” When you go out that night to a club, you may hear the moans and groans of “Love to Love You Baby,” which is sung by “Bad Girls” everywhere. The rest of us go on looking for some “Hot Stuff,” and “Heaven Knows” if we’ll ever find some.

Regardless, when we are finished at the club, we all go to a diner, and tradition holds that you must tip the waitresses extraordinarily well that day, because, after all, “She Works Hard For The Money.”

Finally, after the whole ordeal is over, there is one “Last Dance” and the day is done. Time marches on inexorably toward the next Solstice, the Edgar Winter Solstice.