Rear-End Wisdom06 May 2005 07:13 pm
Because a rear-end is a terrible thing to waste:
Upset about illegal aliens? THEN CUT YOUR OWN DAMN LAWN!
I’m following Jesus… He’s just going really fast!
If you don’t like my smoke, WHY DID YOU PICK “FIRST AVAILABLE?”
“Support Fourth-Trimester Abortion!”
I saw one the other day…it really wasn’t a bumper-sticker…but it WAS on the back of a van. It looked like they had this one printed for themselves:
Blaming guns for school shootings is kind of like blaming the spoon for Rosie O’Donnell being fat.
How ’bout that?
I like it, very good. Have you seen this TV movie with Rosie O’Donnell as a retarded girl? She was so made for that part…
Haven’t seen it but I’ve heard a LOT about it. She definately would be made for that part…as far as the limiting factor of retardation on the intelligence of the individual.
But…then again…I’ve known quite a few nice retarded people, so I wouldn’t want to put them down by comparing them to Rosie…
Agreed. I saw about a minute and a half of that movie. Whoa, is she a retard. Man, you’d never know she wasn’t actually afflicted. Oh wait, that’s an interview! Oops, my bad!