Jo’s what known as a wet buffalo
She’s small, tiny, and a bit pig-nosed
down to the earth,
on her hands and knees
“Oh kick her again and make her bleed!
“Fuck you Scott,� she says to him
“Oh, fuck you, Jo!� Let’s kick her again!
Derek can’t stand you
and neither can I
smoking your pot and dropping your fry
Drug-headed loser with tattoos all cheesy
Get away from us, Jo, all slimy and sleazy
changing hair color at least once a week
stop stealing our paper, you short-haired freak!
Your Spock-eyebrowed and maladjusted
and one of these days, you’re sure to get busted.

-AO Cayle