Some of you might have wondered how long I have been destroying perfectly good lyrics to songs and jingles. Well, I dug this one out… it’s from the 5th Grade! [5th grade joke: Q: How do you make a cow fat? A: Sew up its butt.] This was the theme song to a fantasy McDonald’s-esque restaurant that sells– well, you’ll see. My friend Gerry thought it would be fun to call it McCormick’s… (Perhaps as retaliation to the powered milk he was subjected to?)

Theme for McCormick’s

Turn it loose
turn it loose
turn it loose tonight
Maggot burger
Maggot burger
Maggot burger delight

Don’t hold back, Don’t hold back
your maggot crazed appetite

Tonight!

Maggot after maggot
when they’re squirmin around
better eat ‘em really fast
before they fall on the ground!

Tonight
turn it loose tonight
turn it loose-
turn it loose!

McCormick/Toll